When neither team on University Challenge get the one medical question right and you’re currently scoring 0 points.

My favourite problem listed on a patient’s GP record last night was ‘White British.’ Accurate.

Dunno about you but my family sure are keen on these free non-existent M&S two-can-dines.

4 years, 2 children, 1 pandemic and 1 parody account letter, I have finally submitted my thesis!

Me locuming as the med reg. Radiologist: “before you start, what’s you grade?” Me: “ST3 in Clinical Genetics.” Radiologist: “I’m not sure you should be talking to me.” 😂

When AMU is full and you go down to ED to clerk

Medical SHOs wear floppy hats: a thread (1/1)

The sky box telling me it’s about to go into standby is the lowest of parental judgements.

Me copy and pasting full CT reports into the discharge letter when the GP can already access them.

Several tweets about the bladder scanner and a PhD

After swimming today, my son asked “are your boobies full of milk, daddy?”

Started trying to explain Tetralogy of Fallot to some medical students today and ended with a classic ‘might be one to google a bit later.’

The night team trying to get morning handover started

Stepping up to hold the med reg bleep as an SHO.