...None of you are going to Heaven.

...Someone please tell me why my Absol has been screaming at me all day. It's giving me a headache.

GOOD EVENING PEONS~! ❣

HMPH. I AM SEEING A CLEAR LACK OF "ME" ON THIS DIGITAL TIME LINE.

HELLO INFERIOR BEINGS . I HAVE HAD MY FIRST GLASS OF WINE AND I AM DOING FANTASTIC

....Holy shit. My head.

I definitely meet some... /interesting/ people in this god-forsaken region.

"T𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆 𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒔"

Oh. Hey. You finally decide to join us on this hellish website, huh gramps?

...I hate people. A lot.

........ugh.

Ah. Now I see what Aelita means by seeing double.

𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚈𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚜𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝙻𝚎𝚝 𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎’𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎’𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝙵𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐. . .

[ REBOOTING. . . PLEASE STAND BY ]

. . . ANOTHER ONE?

I can’t stand this. Why are there six of them.