10 Ireland 🇮🇪

This came with a parental guidance warning from Graham Norton which is going some given his oeuvre.

Odd Scream / Pan’s Labyrinth feel.

Rumour has it if you say the singer’s name three times in the mirror someone appears in your house & slags off Israel

We now hear from a past #Eurovision host who’s 92. Or, watching this, just feels like she is.

For all you ppl that hate Eurovision but love Alex Deane this is the best thank you Alex. How bloody versatile are you! 😘

sussex 🇺🇦 The rap bit is especially bad. Which is a surprise and a disappointment as Ukrainian rap is so internationally loved.

7 Lithuania 🇱🇹

Mr Belt sings a song called Hang On. Which is what I want to ask about what he’s done to his face. He seems to have come off worse in a head butting competition with a tin plate. Or a radiator? Hard to say.

90s dance number. Forgettable.