“Certified pizza lover, adulting is hard, fluent in sarcasm” what if i pushed you into a meat grinder and cranked it

of course therapy didn’t work for you, you’re a liar

#RHOSLC Premiere Sneak Peek: Whitney VS The Group! ❄️

The first 2 minutes of #RHOSLC are out and they are epic!

Due to a recent trend, I just need to say that a bulge pic is when you are SOFT and it’s lying nicely on your balls making a hill, or mound, in your undies. It is NOT your completely hard bologna pony lying sideways against your pelvis. Thank you for coming to my ted talk 🫡

Feel like I'm overdue for a cathartic rage outburst

Me trying to pick a side in all of the RHOSLC feuds cause I lowkey Stan all of them

Locked in for the premier of #RHOSLC So excited for the return of Lisa Barlow !!!!

Of course we are opening with the star of the show! #RHOSLC Lisa Barlow

Okay heather actually looks so good in that heart dress! #RHOSLC

Seeing Angie K center snowflake on my tv for the first time

Damn okay! All the wives look so good! I’m really in love with this cast! #RHOSLC

I wonder what Wendy Williams thinks of the girls of Salt lake?

Angie I love ya gal but the scroll prop… girl #RHOSLC

Meredith: "Just leave me alone. You live your life, I'll live mine." Angie K: "Live it - in your f**king rental." Oop 💀 #RHOSLC

We are so back! #RHOSLC

suggesting im involved in organ crime

Obsessed with there being a ""LISA BARLOW HAS A PAID PARTNERSHIP WITH WENDY'S" disclaimer in the credits for the #RHOSLC season premiere 🍟

“You don’t really count as a human, you’re a twink”