"Well if you're going to look at your depression rectangle, I'm going to look at my depression rectangle".

Looking at this makes me unafraid of death.

I'm just going to say it. 50hz is 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦.

Welcome to my web-site : )

Me coming up with comebacks 12 hours after any minor argument with a stranger online.

It's 2024 and I still don't have a Wikipedia page. Admittedly I don't deserve one, but still.

Someone at some point referred to this game as 'Get Fit With Melb' presumably because of the spine and I can't read it any other way. Probably Stuart Ashen.

Absolute peak

The best console is the one you enjoy playing.

Baby Shadow:

The fact that nearly HALF of the Switch install base owns Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is unfathomable. Those numbers are usually reserved for pack-ins, which do exist for MK8D, but are by far not a 'default' option for buying a unit.

Oh boy, capitalism

I will never financially recover from this.

I'm turning notifications off for Twitter. It's been an interesting run, but I'm off to the butterfly app as @alexolney.co.uk. I'll no doubt check in here now and then, but not much. Remember, it's open to join now, and there are zero ads. Hope to see you there ❤️

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How's the blockchain going, fellas?

Hey guys, you should come over to Bluey Sky Minus the First Y. No awful bloody pestering to grab terrible fake currencies, no needless bothering by product manufacturers at all. If you need more convincing, my DMs are open there, and you can make me regret that decision.