It’s already tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow??? Fuck this.

For every hour we spend agonising over societal crimes of the past, we should probably allow a minute or two to wonder what we're doing now that will be similarly condemned a hundred years hence. Climate, obviously; animal rights, likewise. What else?

A dating app where you watch a comedy video and you match with people based on which part of the video you laughed at most. This is either brilliant or evidence that I only got 2 hours of sleep last night

Dr. Fauci says "anti-science bias" is "one of the problems we face in the United States".... "and that's unfortunate because, you know, science is truth," he said.

When do things get precedented again

books could be 20 pages if they didn’t describe the woods

I like when people abbreviate "out of office" as "OOO" because it's like: "OOOooo! Someone has healthy work/life boundaries! Soooo fancy!"

In lieu of haunted houses this year, please enjoy *dramatically gestures at everything*

What the giraffe said.

trader joe’s cashier: have a good day me: love you too

Stores: "Didn't get a chance to shop Black Friday & Cyber Monday? Good news! We're extending our sales UNTIL THE END OF TIME BECAUSE THIS YEAR HAS BEEN A HELLISH NIGHTMARE AND YOU NEED MORE THINGS TO FILL THE VOID YESS ADD THIS BURLAP REINDEER FIGURINE TO YOUR CART YOU PEASANT."

you either dated people in middle school or you’re funny now

You/you/you/oughta mow

Onstage now at #MSPSummit are some of the 2021 MSP 501 winners, Kurt Guenther from CSI, Stephen Moss from Insight Enterprises, and Rob Stephenson from Thrive.

We just wrapped up a fantastic conversation about Unlocking the Secrets of Fast Growth at #MSPSummit with Leah Freiman from ItCon Inc., Daniel Herrera from TailWinds Technologies and Mitch Morgan of New Charter Technologies.

The Channel Partners/Channel Futures team had an incredible time at Alliance of Channel Women’s ACWConnect Live! yesterday evening at #CPExpo and #MSPSummit! Thank you to the Alliance of Channel Women for putting on such an inspirational event.

It’s hard to know what to do here. But sharing this in hopes of helping, however small a measure. #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRaqu3K2/