Wait, are you telling me that “advice” doesn’t mean to acquire another bad habit?

I’m not sure why more people don’t turn their biscuits into doughnuts.

My new book contains an essay about the movie Highlander and little Debbie nutty bars.

The guy I want to play me in the biopic.

This is going to be tasty.

Apparently, last night, when asked about preparing sun-dried tomatoes, ChatGPT gave someone this reply: ‘Utilise as beloved. Forsake the new fruition morsel in your beloved cookery.’ #fruitionmorsel

Count me in.

One from the archives: The Life & Times of Gin & Tonic altonbrown.com/videos/the-lif…

As a Georgian, I think I’m allowed to say this: I may not agree with some of his policies, or even his general philosophy, but Brian Kemp has been a good governor for Georgia, and has been loyal where it counts, to the people who elected him.

Walking through my back yard when a hawk drops this. #wherestherest

Well played.

A “grunt” is essentially a fruit stew with dumplings, and yes, that’s a good thing. My favorite grunt fruit: blackberries! altonbrown.com/recipes/blackb…

Due to the honestly amazing outpouring of vitriol, much of it laced with profanity, the live chat with my dog on X has been cancelled. We shall take it to another, less toxic platform. Good day to you.

I’ve decided to make a feature length film about by dog destroying stuff. Because that should do well on X

Doth your herb garden overgrowth? Let us help you with that. #linkinbio #pistachiomixedherbpesto #freshparsley #freshthyme #freshtarragon #freshsage #freshoregano #freshfromthegarden

A ridiculously easy, weeknight casserole that makes the most of the mystical marriage of garlic and shrimp. altonbrown.com/recipes/garlic…

Fry.

About damn time.

Buttermilk + Pie = altonbrown.com/recipes/butter…