Join us today as we focus on the future of anthropology and--no don't look back, no, stop, there's nothing back there for you, it's old news, eyes up front, we changed baby, I mean like as of a couple weeks ago, okay but like who ever heard of Penn or Princeton anyway, lol right?

BDS

Great meeting today. Some highlights: - open access = 🤷‍♂️ - we can cut student fees but we'll need to cut other things to pay for it ✂️ - we'll think about considering the possibility of denouncing genocide in Palestine😎 Glad we could make this progress, see you all in 5 years

Loool jk jk jk jk jk jk jk Unless

Us: We’ve listened to you. We’ve heard your calls. We’ve read your threads. We know what the people want. Our membership is our future, and it’s time for real, meaningful change! Also us: [renews Wiley contract for 100 more years]

Pfft, Delta variant? Yeah, you can fly a @delta variant airplane to Baltimore this November for #AAA2021! See you soon #anthrotwitter! *ᵐᵃˢᵏˢ ˢᵗʳᵒⁿᵍˡʸ ᵉⁿᶜᵒᵘʳᵃᵍᵉᵈ

Our fall plans: The Delta variant:

Did it hurt? When you renewed your membership dues?

.Elizabeth Weiss is a white supremacist, pass it on

The theme of our face-to-face conference is “Lol there’s a still pandemic” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 haha

How would you like *free* registration for #2021AAABaltimore? It’s easy! You can: 1) Ask your mum to pay 2) Mug an elderly passerby 3) Fuck it, don’t register, just walk in, no one is gonna stop you, and if they try, tell them Ed Liebow sent ya 😎

Some of the best job ads we’ve ever seen, congrats on your awards, you are truly models to the discipline

In your anthropological opinion, which substance more potently clouds the mind? (Just trying to see something.) #AnthroTwitter #drugs #phonetics

We have heard you, our faithful members, and we agree: “sibilant power” is the true menace to the sustainability of anthropology. #LongLiveBoas (“Boomer privilege” was disqualified because it is ageist and also it is not a phonetic articulation. Thank you for understanding.)