“Put this on the list.” - my friends and I sending each other restaurants we won’t remember to go to

How do you like your eggs? Hanging babe hanging. 😩

An absolute unit! 🥵

I don’t know but if you need to know that Matcha Lemonade is the drink to give you the push you need to start your day. 😂

Not bad at all the house designs at IJM Rimbayu.

Datang awal ni nak kena rewang ke? 🫣

Eh tak I tak sombong, I pondan sikit. Pondan memang pemalu. 💀

Baru nak tolong kat dapur dah kena tarik pergi Masjid dengan kaum lelaki. Baru nak blend in kat dapur dengan kaum wanita. 😂

I read the word passed and my heart skipped a beat! With the black and white picture some more. Whose asses I need to whoop here. 😤

OMG this uncle is so old school. “Hadir saya ingin menyunting bunga di taman”. Saya yang dengar, saya pula yang tersipu macam saya pula yang bunganya. 🫣

Congratulations Yoshi. 😍

Siapa cuti sampai hari Selasa? Saya pun. 🫣

My Vans ni dah hujung hujung dah nyawa dia. Tunggu masuk air daripada tapak lah nanti baru beli lain. Kasut ni lagi buruk lagi sedap pakai.

Nothing between your dick and the laptop? Honey, do not do that. 😩

You better take care of that ankle Yoshi Sudarso 🇮🇩🐉! 🥺

I think I started to like the hummus that we bought yesterday. Nasib baik ambil the chilli one. Sedap. Frid Jiminor.

DM is now open, accepting biceps pictures. 🥵

Had a blast today with my families during the engagement ceremony. And now I’m at home calling it a night. Have a good night sleep peeps and enjoy the rest of your long weekend.