I saw a printer on sale today for $127!!! Ink was $700. #comedian #costcos #printers #ink

Pictures from performing at The Irvine IMPROV #RitaRudner and #ALLStAR line up @The Irvine Improv Comedy #sailors #Marines #Cleancomedy #Femalecomedian #CorporateComedy

I keep seeing on social media people say that if Netflix cancels Dave Chapelle that they’re going to cancel their Netflix. I find it shocking…. that so many people are actually paying for their Netflix.  -Amy Ashton #comedian

I made it! It only took me 4 hours to get to San Diego and I’m early! About to perform second time for the incredible Stepping Stone San Diego Gala programs for depression and recovery! #hbb #comedian #gala

“Be a magnet not a beggar.” #hbb laHardy We rising ha ha. Let’s do this thing. Have a fab day everyone! #FridayFeeling

Fun magical headlining a Comedy Show w/some fellow comics at a VIP Event last night. The BIG dog ⁦Snoop Dogg⁩ was in the house to celebrate Goddess Pam’s Bday Bash! comedian #snoopdog #hbb

I am loving this extra hour thing. Wish we could have one every weekend! #hbb enjoy your Sunday! 🧜‍♀️❤️#sundayfunday #comedian #sandiego #hbb @amyashtonhbb

Night 3 or THREE DAY AND NIGHT Cal Spas event! Finale. Host Red Carpet and Awards, Emcee and Comedy. I’m next! #calspa #comedian #corporateevents

“Gas prices going up BUT man’s inflation has no effect on my God supply! #preachgurl #Amymen #hbb

Thanks for the memories this week you beautiful people. It was an honor to perform for you and hear your stories that touched my life. We had no media, sometimes no internet. People from all over the world, all cultures and ages ALL laughing and celebrating as ONE. ♥️ #comedian

I had 3 out my 7 shows last night and my final show of the tour in the big theater. Such a high working w/ meeting such exceptional people ans experiencing such beautiful places. 🏖One more tour and then I’ll be home for a couple weeks. All this fun is starting to exhaust me.

Starting this next tour off right with my own handsome friendly personal driver, Leandro waiting for me as I step off the plane. Here we go with my next adventure! Jamaica and Cayman Islands here I come.  #hbb #comedian #travel #islands #comedy 🧜‍♀️🏖💕🌺🌸 Amy Ashton

1st night no sleep, 2 shows down.The crowd was so funny I peed my pants, & the other headliner comedian didn’t show so I have 4 shows tomorrow, 3 DIFFERENT 30 minutes & 1 repeat. I feel like I’m on a RealityShow Comedy Bootcamp! What’s next blindfolded and no mike! Bring it!

So far ⁦⁦Alaska Airlines⁩ is my favorite Airline. Now, if they only flew to Aruba. Off to work and my next tour/adventure. First stop Seattle. #hbb 🧜‍♀️❤️ #comedian #airplane #travel #alaskaaielines #adventure #herewego #standupcomedy #tour

I made it!! I walked to the famed Reid Falls in Skagway Alaska! About 5 miles and passed the famed Gangster Sophie Smith Cemetery! That didn’t scare me but the fact I might need to use the rest room did. #comedian #ontour #alaska #waterfall #reidfalls #hbb #justdoit #hbb

Hello from Jamaica mon! Hope everyone is fab back home. Xo #comedian #comedytour #carribean Amy Ashton

Family Headliner comedy show in Jamaica! Not a seat left in the house. Crowd on fire. 🔥It went by so fast. So much fun!!! Sometimes it’s hard to believe this is my job, lol. Feeling grateful. My heart is full. #comedian #comedytour #Jamaica #laugh 🧜‍♀️♥️🏖🔥

Happiest of Birthdays legendary #SNL uber talented cast member ⁦Garrett Morris⁩. Some of my happiest memories getting asked 2 perform @ your club &see you storm the stage w/ your tremendous talent. Thx for including me. On your bday YOU are the gift to all of us! #hbb ♥️

#Spectrum Head Office attn please. #lie #scam #repeatedly "Spectrum does not compensate customer when their operator lies to the costumer about promised rates.” - Supervisor Scott. #SPECTRUM

#Spectrum Head Office attn please. #lie #scam #repeatedly "Spectrum does not compensate customer when their operator lies to the costumer about promised rates.” - Supervisor Scott. #SPECTRUM