I am giving a talk at a work event in Vegas during hacker summer camp in a couple of weeks and - i kid you not - this is the template we were given. So ofc I could not resist the feminine urge to use it appropriately. And yes, it does bother me that it’s not centered.

With Chrome 127 on Windows, we're introducing enhanced encryption to protect sensitive data, starting with your cookies🍪! This helps protect your personal information and keeps your online accounts secure from hackers. Read more about this protection: security.googleblog.com/2024/07/improv…

Lufthansa invested in these super long ad spaces in BART to promote their business class. They should use that money to re-do their 2/2/2 config so that you don’t have to literally climb over another human to use the lav when they are laid out in their lie-flat sleeping

and when the DNC surprise guest is Tom Holland and he repeats the best performance of our lifetime then what

Maybe the surprise guest was the friends we made along the way

The special guest was inside you all along

I still think about ‘All Summer in a Day’ at least once a week and use it as an analogy consistently in a way that’s really annoying to people who aren’t haunted by it.

We've been working on some changes to incentivize deeper and more impactful Chrome security research and excited to finally launch them today!

Seriously the hate I have for United Airlines as a business is immeasurable. How do you regularly cancel who flights with so little notice, rebook them to a multi-leg journey, and recharge them for seats and checked bags. I don’t care if SFO is a hub, it’s Alaska next time.

Microsoft identified a North Korean threat actor exploiting a zero-day vulnerability in Chromium (CVE-2024-7971) to gain remote code execution. Our assessment of ongoing analysis and observed infrastructure attributes this activity to Citrine Sleet. msft.it/6010l7S6w

We know regular mass shootings aren't a "fact of life" (Vance) or something we just "have to get over" (Trump) because they weren't always a daily reality in America. We CAN have safer communities. Don't stop demanding action to get them.

Rest in Peace to the absolute legend Mr. James Earl Jones 💔

I’m glad the moderator said that it’s not legal to kill babies after they’re born but it’s insane that it had to be done.

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Does he…know…what an abortion is? I honestly don’t think he does, since he keeps purporting that doctors are giving abortions after a baby is born.

I love how she baited him so he would spiral, now he’s talking his shit about them eating pets and she’s getting to laugh right at him to his face.

“And this………………..former president” you know who had a bunch of other words in mind

“She has a plan to defund the police. She had a plan to take your guns. She has a plan to ban fraking.” GURL. I wish she did.

Proof that you can be one of the most powerful, accomplished, polished, professional women in the world and men will still critique you in the most cliched and misogynistic ways.