July 1 in the ED— Welcome, Interns! Let us hold your hand through ordering a Tylenol… July 4 in the ED— THUNDERDOME x SURVIVOR x MTVJACKASS x FEARFACTOR 🇺🇸🤯💣🧨💥🍻✋🏻🚑🇺🇸 #iykyk #medtwitter

It may appear like only a graze to Trump’s ear, but a ballistic injury that close to the head/brain isn’t trivial. Besides the obvious inner and external ear injuries possible, the force of ballistics at that proximity make both skull fractures and head bleeds a very real risk.

It was a pleasure speaking at Texas DSHS on #AI in #healthcare this morning. Some high points: 🤖AI is developing at a speed, trajectory and sophistication that is revolutionizing. Applying it to healthcare is inevitable and exciting and will take us out of the pager and fax

Tech isn’t its own standalone industry…it’s the fabric of our very modern lives in EVERY industry… CrowdStrike Blue screen of death + #healthcare = no radiology, paper charting, 911/EMS delays, cancelled surgeries… Wow, just wow…

Modern art or toddler fingerpaint?…🤣🎨 Title: "Ephemeral Whispers" Artist: Unknown Medium: Mixed Media on Paper Year: 2024 Description: This abstract piece evokes a sense of fleeting moments and the fluidity of emotions. The vibrant blend of colors and dynamic

Differential diagnoses for bronzed/orange skin: Addison’s Disease Hemochromatosis Liver disease Carotenemia Spray tan/makeup Camera/lighting Actually the worlds tallest oompa loompa #medtwitter #politics

Kind of feels like women can’t win, huh? If you never birthed children, you can’t be president because JD Vance said so. If you birthed children, you probably couldn’t be president anyways…because the US doesn’t support mothers: 🚫No paid maternity leave 🚫No paid

I was today years old when I learned the Boeing 737-800 that Southwest Airlines flies has the ability to lift up the aisle-side arm rest if you just push this little metal latch and lift up. As a perpetual aisle-seater, now often wearing a lap baby, this revolutionized my travel game

Healthcare insurance: you’re a “member” when you’re giving them money, but a “claimant” when you’re trying to…y’know, get the health care you already pre-paid for… #healthcare🇺🇸 #smh 🤨

The Punnett Square must feel so seen when the teens who hated it start having babies a decade or two later… Just hang in there Punny, your time will come. #Millennial thoughts.