This is fucking unwatchable. Yet again Glastonbury Festival, the BBC have royally ballsed up the sound levels. For all I know my mother could be on stage in place of Axl Rose and I’d be hard pushed to tell the difference. #GunsNRoses

Discovered Pete Oelofse’s side hustle. Not only is he a spot on Lead, he’s not too shabby on drums….

This time next week, we’ll hopefully be more than half way to Cornwall! Initial drag from storage with the new car was very interesting, looking forward (mostly) to the journey!

First go with the new XC90 with the caravan. Always said my original one would be a tough act to follow. Blown away!

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Thank you Porthleven for another amazing holiday. Final night watching the torchlight parade and band. For a Dorset born boy, this feels remarkably homely!

Old one was a great tow car. This is another level. It’s been used, it’s bruised (thanks to it being reversed into) it’s dragged 1800 kg of house back from the bottom of Cornwall in one go. Only issue is the brakes. They’re definitely warped. It’s under warranty, hope Volvo agree

Absolutely laughable, the amount of so called F1 fans that can’t work out / accept / handle that Slamilton was 100% at fault.

Turns out my Volvo Car UK XC90 has heavily scored discs which is causing a judder during braking. Local dealer wants £650 to bring it to standard. Had it four months / 3500 miles. Beginning to wonder if this car is jinxed.

Out of office on! Tomorrow, fill the car with Diesel, fill the caravan with clothes and food, Monday fill the M1 with Volvo / Sprite, then me with food and drink! Look out York!

Lord bottler! Wrong sacking!!! Oh well, at least I’ve got another 10 weeks laughing at the incompetence and arrogance of the blue suit / brown shoe brigade. #TheApprentice

I would say these candidates raise a few eyebrows, but half of them can’t actually move. #TheApprentice

Is Tre in the music business? He hasn’t mentioned that before?#TheApprentice

Making Snakes on a plane believable #RedEye

Stuck in a Costa in Slough while the car has a new windscreen. Dropped off at 8:00. Now 8:23 and I’m already bored out of my skin. Going to be here until 11:00. Someone phone Bono…..

Someone write some fucking rules. Quickly. #Eurovision2024

More thieving scum attacking the caravan. No point involving Thames Valley Police as they are allergic to dealing with caravan related crime. Why are all Swift Group dealers seemingly useless when it comes to needing a window. I’ve had to order three now for various reasons.

To add insult to injury, the stolen window is out of stock, Swift Group are saying 49+ days before re stock. Summer holidays gone Fucking great.