I got some regrets But my past won't keep me from my best Subtle mistakes felt like life or death I wanna see the family stronger I wanna see the money longer

Purposely shows cop cleavage to get out of a ticket Cop: is that an olive in there?

one thing about adulthood i was not prepared for was how many cardboard boxes i'd have to breakdown and throw away all the time.

Moods are contagious. Don't be a whiny ass bitch.

Publisher handing my horror novel back to me with shaking hands: you need to lose the pop-ups

bound to words i wish i hadn’t said

stop matching energy. you’re letting other people control you

The sexiest thing a man can do is want to know all the little things that make you, you

Somebody said I’m wasting my time tweeting to a bunch of losers so congratulations everybody.

There’s so much beauty around you if you’d just take a breath and look.

I'm not ready for the sun to go down and leave me alone in this darkness

I meant what I said when I said that thing you didn't hear me say

Coffee so hot I’d forgive it for cheating on me.

On today’s show, Popeye screws Olive Oyl

Just over here still living my brat girl summer.

I just need someone to watch horror movies with me

Building muscle over 50 should be easier.

Love unapologetically.. Love your life. Love your friends. Love your family. Love yourself. Love your lessons. Love your wins. Just love.