There should be an Olympic sport for driving as slow as possible on the freeway without getting in an accident. My drivers would dominate.

Current conditions

What team are you today?

People here have no fucking clue how to deal with lightning. They don’t understand a bazillion volts from the sky will kill you. They run under trees to get shelter from rain. A little rhyme won’t fix dumb.

Holy shit it’s going to rain this weekend

It’s almost time

Current conditions

Summer’s over, bitches. And ahead of schedule.

It’s going to rain AGAIN Two days in a row Take that, San Diego transplants

IT’S RAINING AGAIN BITCHES WHERE IS YOUR SUMMER NOW

Too fucking little too fucking late Seattle Mariners mlb.com/news/scott-ser…

I guess summer can be back for a few more days. BUT THEN IT’S REALLY GOING TO BE FALL, ASSHOLES 🌧️

Them: oh how nice and sunny summer is back oooohhh Me: Only 67 days until Halloween

Them: oh how nice and sunny and the sunsets are still so late in the day Me: only 70 days until the sun sets before 5pm

Fuck, got fooled by fake fall yet again

It’s past Labor Day. WHY IS IT GOING TO BE 84 TOMORROW

Right about now is when new California transplants find out about spider season

WHAT THE FUCK

That jet was for the Huskies game. The blue angels are NOT back. Calm the fuck down.