'I feel like they're really nice animals, I like them because of their noise,' said Cooper. 'Sometimes they can be a bit scary and I'm still a bit wary of eating at the beach, so that's why I eat in a small tent.'

Obsessed with everything about this story
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love it when a cat tucks their paws under their chest when laying down so prim and proper are we having the queen over for tea your lordship

if I was a mouse, I’d climb into the toilet every now and again, pull down the lid and use the loo as my own little sensory deprivation tank

Ello ello ello 🦔 Let’s all take a waddle down memory lane - here’s my Agony Anna column from the 2022 edition of ❄️ Blizzard Comedy ❄️ magazine ✍️🦡 You bring me all your agony, I’ll provide you with some of my finest Anna*

*whilst stocks last, results may vary, koalas may be beary

Anna Thomas “Each little clam here know how to jam here”

Anna Thomas Chuck a few in the mosh pit ... Delicious!

misread this and thought I was in for the concert of a lifetime

Two horses have died during the opening race of Ladies Day at the Grand National Festival, according to an animal rights group

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This Monday’s show at @LionsDenMCR will be headlined by the HILARIOUS @AnnaRoseThomas!

🏆 BBC New Comedy Award Winner 🏆

‘Sweeps everyone up with her daffy charm’ - Chortle

FREE tickets here 🎟️
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#comedy #manchester #standup #free #funny #comedian

Amazing night with Joe Lycett Sarah Millican Anna Thomas ❤️

Laughed so much I had a coughing fit at the The Glee Club Birmingham last night... theolalabib , Anna Thomas , Sarah Millican and Joe Lycett you were all amazing!!

I can now barely contain my excitement for being on the set of #LateNightLycett tomorrow😁

Gorgeous night with gorgeous people for a gorgeous gig in gorgeous Birmingham where I had the most gorgeous spicy loaded chips ♥️♥️♥️♥️

A great night at The Glee Club Birmingham ♥️ Joe Lycett theolalabib Anna Thomas Sarah Millican

Lloyd’s excess fur being put to good use. I hope they’re going to make themselves little birdy socks and ponchos to keep them warm in this washing machine weather.

Can someone invent flight radar but for ice cream vans please?

An ant crosses your carpet. A spider weaves a pattern older than mammals beneath your stairs. Just nod, breathe, and think, “Good. It’s all still here. The forest, the mountains, the desert. At home in my home.” The sterile white box is the stranger. Not the ant. Not the spider.

Fri 5th April at #Stockport ’s Garrick Theatre.
El Baldiniho
Anna Thomas
#TadiwaMahlunge
Andy White - Comedian (He/Him)
Tickets➡️ wegottickets.com/OTBStockport

#theheatons #edgely #woodley #offerton #bramhall #poynton #levenshulme #macclesfield #didsbury #cheadle #hazelgrove #reddish #congleton