I am thankful he got a silver but I can’t get myself to celebrate a silver medal from Neeraj because I truly believe he is a World Champion. I was not celebrating on Nov 19. We came second there too. It was an upset then. It is an upset now.

Who’s lived through this era? 🙃 Performing Live in Gurgaon on 31 Aug. Tickets at in.bookmyshow.com/events/clarity…

IMD: It will rain at 8:00am today Rain: Mein baarish mein phas gayi hoon. Mein 12:30pm tak aaungi

1-1 but losing (against World No 1) on a technicality of who scored last. Damn man! Reetika was so so good! Well fought 🫡

It was a painful experience watching the Olympics on TV. 2 weeks of wife taunting "Tum bhi kutch exercise kar liya karo!"

Nobody spams with calls and messages like this government!

Vistara UK 995 scheduled to depart at 10:20am. - Boarding starts at 9:40am. - Captain casually announces a 45 mins delay at 10:10am blaming ATC, departure queue blah blah - At 10:22am- they are still loading food! Kutch bhi excuse dete hain ye log!

GURGAON! Doing this special show on 31 Aug. Get your tickets at in.bookmyshow.com/events/clarity…

Every Netflix series seems to include an explicit puking scene. I think it might be a superstition thing for them.

Fascinating thread

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Thanks Anas 🙏😊

LIVE IN #GURGAON: Sat, 31 Aug Tickets at in.bookmyshow.com/events/clarity…

Sad that when it starts raining our first thought is water logging.

Your writing is an absolute delight Matt Haig

Taking a well deserved break from taking a break

A presidential candidate talking like a normal person for an hour, without saying something dramatically stupid is being termed as a Victory!

Hate it when I hold the door for a stranger and they just walk by without a smile or an acknowledgement. Fuck you! I should have slammed the door on your sad face!

This person sitting next to me at a coffee shop is bitching to their trainer about everyone at the gym, while simultaneously griping that people bitch so much!🙄

Building followers on social media platforms and then having the platforms decide who sees your posts is the biggest scam of this century!