Oufits to recreate

I be introvert but anywhere money dey, i dey there like mad

Not you guys planning an hangout on my birthday 😏

If na you get Tinubu as President you go sleep?

You guys don’t sleep😂

😭😭

Towel compressed for Transportation. This is beautiful to see.

What an idiot

There’s actually no nonsense in this world that a Nigerian can’t find a way to defend and blame the victims for.

People who were Banking Officers with monthly net salaries of 430k some 9years ago balled so hard and some of us who were ETs as at then we so jealous of them.

They owned nice cars, decent apartments, the ones who were bachelors and wanted to philander could actually afford

At what point did you realize life is not equally fair to everyone?

When man dey recount marriage experience, e dey cute.

When woman dey recount marriage experience, she gave up her freedom.

Midnight facetime w babe naked>

She will enter the pool & finish the water🤦🏾‍♂️

Im attracted to a person wit
discipline because temptation
gon be everywhere

The most dangerous human in the world is a Lazy ambitious person.

She brought coochie & that’s enough 💀

You singledhandedly planned out a staycation for you and your babe while she aware ; only to find out she brought nothing. Not even drinks or snacks that can make the trip worthwhile…..

But you think you are dating a good person ? 🤣

When you eventually marry, you will realize that all these Twitter marital problems are not the issues at all at all at all.

The person you are arguing marital issues with is one Alte kid carrying Tote bag inside Unilag running from hostel to lecture room and you are here stressing.

In real life, the only conversation you can have with her is “bawo ni school mai dia”.

All of us sef no well. 😭