well... that took a little longer than you'd think (she sure puts up a fight!), but we all managed to get daisy's sweater off. good job everyone! suspenders and boots should be easy as pie after that 🥧

Please send me hugs/kisses/cute animal pics to help ward off this breakdown.

I'm not saying the Archivist is a free-use cumslut. ...I'm just suggesting that no one should take a black light into Jon's office.

I am on Strike today 🫡

Jon: My shampoo claims it 'repairs damage', but I've been using it for a month and I've not noticed any difference in my emotional state yet.

Jon insists on martin wearing soft flannel button down shirts to bed so he can stick his hand between the folds and feel martin's heartbeat 🥺 (and also his tiddy)

Things that have made my dog cry today: -Refused to move the sunshine patch to the sofa -Refused to turn the sunshine back on when it got cloudy -Was stroking her, but not enough -No cuddles bc I had to put groceries away -Ate lunch and didn't give her any

So enabling my friends in making bat-shit crazy fic is one of my passions in life. behold_me and I had far too much fun discussing this and the fic they've made legit nearly had me choking. archiveofourown.org/works/45918607

*curses jon with being incredibly horny but also sex repulsed* have fun good luck

Reading s4 TMA fic like 'yes, I do not yet have enough emotional damage'

martin should make jon wear a cute plug, then spank him 🥰🥰🥰