one person I will never be is one of those weirdos who wake up at 6am to run around a hotel pool to reserve a sun lounger

he would have loved chappell roan

For my birthday I asked everybody to come prepared with a PowerPoint presentation about any topic they wanted and BY GOD THEY FUCKING DELIVERED. These are just some highlights 🧵 (Pic of mine for tax)

adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill

Her

this is a different world

I genuinely feel like I’m back in 2007

is this an episode of black mirror

someone just shouted “how I like them 18, how I get them 56”

the life and politics of a working men’s club crowd are a different world

i’ve just watched a 7 minute video of a bulls hoof having an abscess removed and now im annoyed that I will never be in a situation where I need any of the knowledge I have just learnt so my time feels wasted

Ruth didn’t realise the guy with the baby quails is full on thirst trapping and showing his cock as well as the quails ☠️

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