My Facebook feed has been on a heater recently.

(Sitting in my rocking chair on my front porch smoking a cig (camel crush), roommate opens door sprays me w our dogs discipline spritzer and breaks my cig. Her friends fiance gives me a lock(under 172.5) for USA game (total 185). Now I’m wasted and have to go to dinner in 21min.

Big for the balds here

Post White sox game (hammered). Roommate “come to bed at a reasonable hour” (found out madden just came out). “Yep, will be there soon babe.” (Just kicked off download (1041 local))

Hobbies = bad

If your baby is screaming in a restaurant, yes I’m staring until you fix it.

Guy named Jeff at bar (see pic below(bald)) told me I was balding. Told him I’m going to kill his whole family and he said “please do”. Don’t know what I do with that.

Good indiana buy here

Got hammered last night, had a work call at 6am, took it at my buddies house on his laptop, came home slept from 8-12, woke up to a message from my boss that I got some award and a bonus that he sent at 930am (local), I am now drinking margs celebrating (supposed to be working).

What time is it?

Lee corso sounds like me after I took a dab for the first time in my buddy’s parents basement as a 23 year old talking to his mom about 13 reasons why while having a panic attack

143 pm (local) 6 transfusions in. (Roommates sober). I’ve spent the last 15 minutes breaking down my fantasy baseball match up this week to her (do or die, win you’re in scenario). She told me to stop talking I’m heating up.

Still hammered. Have sent 4 emails already. Call at 9 (local). Blocked off some time for another call (nap) at 930 (also local). Heating up on a Friday.

2 hour nap. Taco Bell ordered. I’m so nasty with it

No worse feeling than ordering taco, it shows up and you realized you didn’t order enough. FUCK

Mike stud concert tonight. Don’t think I’ve ever been this hot on a Friday.

Left the credit card at the bar last night. Been a couple weeks since I did that. Feels damn good to be back

Poetry

I’ve seen all I need to see. Colts. Super Bowl.