if odysseus landed in bikini bottom he would burn squidwards entire house down

odysseus is the proverbial "cringe man" produced by "swag times"

the modern ulysses

as we all know, neither strength nor cleverness nor virtue can ensure your survival through a war. this can only be done by the capricious favor of the gods

i like to think that the angry video game nerd will be an enduring cultural character that is representative of his era, like don quixote or odysseus. i believe this because of the evocative yet simple concept... he is the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd

i will give odysseus this one thing. ithaca is inarguably an annoying place to sail back to from the east

popular mechanics is always publishing articles like "We have found the mountain of the gods - and they have left fire unguarded."

odysseus... the most heterosexual soldier of the trojan war. the second most heterosexual is paris... both characters are cowards and villains... curious parallel...

"You can fix me after."

the most annoying habit a youtuber can have is self-deprecation. brother i am watching your video. why are you trying to convince me that you're not worth my time

"Every Breath, A Negotiation"

VENUS

he would yell out his social security number after successfully scamming kevin

disgust-type media is the type that i am the most closed-minded about. i just do not care for being disgusted

water from a fruit hits different than water from a glass.

what's a game with a <50 metacritic score that you think is truly great