How much wood would a wood chuck cut if a wood chuck could cut wood? 5. Call Arquette Tree Services: "We break the health and safety rules so you don't have to!" ❤️ We love power tools! haha xxx

Ok. We own up. We’re actually 23 stone truck drivers from Salford. We just got good at photo shop. Terry (Summer) actually has a beard. And a 9” penis. ❤️ Jus sayin’ Arthur xx

Hello there all you perverted little people trapped inside my laptop! Someone said it’s hashtag slapatwinonthearse Saturday! Aaarggh. Now I’m not entirely sure I believe them, but we’ll play along. ❤️ But no spitting on your hand and taking a three mile bloody run up spinning

Good morning and welcome to another day here in Hell! ❤️ Had to get up early today and go to ASDA urgh. You know the homeless people in sleeping bags who congregate at the doors of supermarkets asking for 50p for a cup of tea? I wonder if they're just husbands who's wives went

Morning! How we all doing? I only came on here to say hello for a second and got sidetracked into looking at which of our pictures you've liked the most.. Well it's a toss up between these two. What say you? How would you want these eggs? Sunnyside up or sunnyside down? x A xx

🎶And if you pardon me I'd like to say, We'd do okay.. Forever in blue jeans, babe🎶 Yo fam safe! haha Guess who's back? Come on, I'll give you two guesses as it's Friday. Friday 13th no less.. It's been working it's old bad juju magic as I couldn't get the right hay for my

Right. Hope you're having a nice time, and I don't want to urinate on anyone's parade, but this is serious! x The severity of an itch is directly proportional to your inability to get to it. That one spot right in the middle of your back which if our arms were just an inch

💋 MILF/Mombod Monday 💋 Use me and send me home full 💦💦 Ladies let’s start the week off with those sexy bodies. Please ♻️ and ♥️ before joining. 🌶️🔗⬇️

Oi saveloys. How you doing? Now look here. And this is my final word. ❤️ We can't, and shouldn't dance. The end. Yes, we went to Ibiza in the 90s and danced through till early morning. But we were mashup. And everyone in the immediate vicinity was mashup. So everyone thought

Afternoon you little reprobates hiding inside my laptop! How we all doing? All good I hope in the sunshine xx Right.. Pharmacies, funny old places aren't they? My local one shut down so now I've had to drive from the safety of the countryside to go get some socially acceptable

Tell us you love tiny titties with hard pointy nipples, without saying you love tiny titties with hard pointy nipples 🧡❤️❤️ Summer xxx rockin evil twin since '76 xx

There's an old piano and they're playing hot behind the green door. Don't know what they're doing, but they laugh a lot behind the green door. Michael Barratt (aka Shakin' Stevens) - 1981 Which door you knocking on? ❤️ Choose wisely! xx