Men have such a fun language. I just call it doing the dishes but yeah go ahead and hand jam them. That's good too

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The brand of fishnet stockings I always get changed them and they aren't as good now. Betrayal.

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Making fried pickles without a thermometer to check the oil

This makeup bag

I love when my husband minimizes shitty things because he's "seen worse in Afghanistan" like I'm not being sarcastic. It's legitimately funny to me

This is our second hotel and apparently we are going to finally get the correct room on the third try but the room I'm currently standing in is clearly haunted because the lights are aggressively flashing 🤣🤣

I love it here

We're about to be on our forth hotel room. I'm just laughing because wtf

Really Dallifornia vibes in this area apparently

Might die of heatstroke at Slipknot actually. Goodbye cruel world

I was in high school the first time I saw Slipknot 🥹🥹

Me rallying