C'mon, lads. You're not even trying. (That little bit of text at the top is scrolling, by the way. Bless.)

If, like me, you've got a student heading off to university, find out how they can keep using your streaming video accounts here: forbes.com/sites/barrycol…

This was not approved by anyone connected with Newcastle United. The club was told Sir John wished to film a biographical piece on his own life.

Just popped a couple of hours into Memoriapolis, a new strategy game that's a bastard child of Civ and Manor Lords. Impressed so far, although I'm still wrapping my head around the mechanics. Tip: don't choose the beach as your starting point. You'll soon run out of space.

The Man Utd crisis has bloomed early this year. Must be global warming.

Almost three years after its launch, Windows 11 has finally overtaken Windows 10 amongst Steam gamers: forbes.com/sites/barrycol…

Struggling to access Microsoft 365 services at the moment, and it looks like I'm not the only one...

Dates the Tory candidates registered their campaign domains: Robert Jenrick: 1st June (over a month BEFORE the General Election) Tom Tugendhat: 5th July Priti Patel: 24th July Mel Stride: 27th July Kemi Badenoch: 28th July James Cleverly: 17th August

This is great. A huge deal. It will be barely covered anywhere in the media, because it's fixated on winter fuel payments (irony alert) and Israel/Gaza.

Yeah, I’ve seen worse…

Congratulations on your shoddy security. Please have a much lower fraud liability.

Bad news for Football Manager fans: #FM25 has been delayed. Story here: forbes.com/sites/barrycol…

I've had 11 separate emailed press releases from one (very well known) tech company this afternoon. Which PR genius thinks that's a good idea?

My God, they are going for the Hitler Youth, aren't they?

Here's Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp in April 2022 signing Senate Bill 319, the law that allows anyone to carry a concealed handgun in public without first obtaining a license.

Sussex cracking on towards the semis

The idea that you need to rip off fans to beat scalpers is ludicrous. Poor job from the FT for not challenging this nonsense in its analysis of the Oasis fiasco.

Wish the BBC would stop referring to a "lie detector" in the Jeremy Kyle case. There's no such thing. They're toys, not admissible as evidence in any UK court. bbc.co.uk/news/live/cqjl…