Hey guys, super exciting news!! I have a new favorite color

I love going into Ace Hardware i feel like such a jock

Yo they about to f—

Be nice to people. They will give you free things.

Now that i have my own place i need you to know i will have a plastic bag filled with other plastic bags under my sink

Why are true crime doc intros so fucking long. And so full of spoilers too may as well just watch that who needs the full doc when I’ve got a 10 minute intro telling me the whole story

I dont get along with all women but ALWAYS make friends with the realest

Today i met a guy named Chas. When’s the last time you met a person named Chas?

Recently realized it doesnt have to be a special occasion for me to eat an artichoke. I can literally have them whenever

Maturing is realizing to get to the high paying boss bitch jobs you have to go through years of middle management and nobody wants that

Do you think you’d be able to tell if you meet someone who looks exactly like you? I feel like if i were to meet my doppleganger on the street i wouldn’t know

Somebody with nicer legs than me please buy these and let me live vicariously through you

Yall have GOT to get guns out of cops hands like they’ve proven time and time again they cannot be trusted with them

Noah Bush, 8 years old, was found drowned in Jesup, Georgia in May 2024. He went out to play with neighborhood kids & never came home. After finding his body in a small body of water the sheriff’s office immediately announced it was accidental & for two months they did nothing.

It’s my birthday!! Where can i go to get free stuff?

Meal prepping pasta tonight.. what should i use; rigatoni, rotini or cavatappi? #penneisoverparty

I had one more payment left on my phone and i just dropped and shattered the back of it. Now the charging port doesnt work so it looks like i will be buying a new phone today 😭

She just wanted to Play - Now She Plays in Heaven