Omfg the skeletons are HOT TO GO for Halloween

“horror movies this year have been so weird surrounding birth!!” hmm i wonder what major historical event could’ve happened rather recently that would inspire artists to put birthing something evil without a choice to be reflected in art

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

the aliens after their transgender operations

it's so funny how for weeks everyone telegraphed "she's gonna bait him" and her team was like "we're gonna bait him" and he managed to act normal for like 3 minutes and then she said one thing about his rallies and it was like feeding a gremlin after midnight

I have transgendered the aliens that were in the prison and which also were probably executing the babies forgive me I have the best rallies so large and so not bored

every journalist made the same joke at the same time

My concept of a plan is now published: "Kamala Harris plays to the middle and whips support, hope among faithful in debate | Opinion" sacbee.com/opinion/articl…

lol someone handed me this at a watch party tonight

i know this is not the case but it’s kind of funny to think about Taylor Swift wanting to watch the debate before she made up her mind who to endorse

Every year, on this day, I read this. esquire.com/news-politics/…

I need our male friends to understand how much Kamala communicated with her facial expressions last night and how every woman in America was having a telepathic conversation with her through our tv screens. A whole conversation was had that you all didn’t hear.

JUST IN: Attorneys representing Chad Condit break their silence after filing sexual harassment lawsuit against State Senator Marie Alvarado-Gil. The firm says the State Senate is doing its own investigation of her. kcra.com/article/chad-c…

Growing up with dyscalculia in a nutshell

People will vote for the "millionaire" with a gold bathroom because they want to become millionaires, but they won't vote for the lady wearing nice earrings because they don't think she should have nice things. Got it!

Tiffany & Co., founded in New York in 1837, is one of America's oldest companies, a pop culture touchstone, and an international success story--exactly what you'd expect the first woman President to wear.

Oh my god??? axios.com/local/nashvill…

Update: State Sen. Alvarado-Gil's attorney Og Gavrilov responds to Condit's attorneys. "Plaintiff’s counsel better have some real evidence to back up these outlandish claims and platitudes because I will embarrass them at trial..." kcra.com/article/chad-c…

oh you’d love my house then