Not even King K. Rool??

If I dropped an album out of nowhere nobody would give a shit at all and I’m comfortable with that level of attention

Got a working theory that everything I think is actually what my body is saying out loud outside the simulation and when the guards hear me say this they’re gonna freak out

Going back in the house after you forgot something feels like a post credits scene

Kid in my class just picked up my copy of dune messiah and told me that books are gay like yeah buddy you wear camo every day we know you don’t like books

Is is just me or is a$ap rocky super hot??

Lightbulb in my house was flickering so I screwed it in tighter and it stopped. I am now a man

My favourite thing is when people try to imitate their dogs

Drunk people hearing a song they like is more entertaining than any movie or tv show

If I had constant access to chocolate chip banana bread I’d eat myself into a coma

I for one welcome the fog

When I’m in public I like to carry a large stack of papers in order to maximize my chances of a meet-cute

Hey guys my new ep is out go listen

If “together” didn’t rhyme with “forever” music wouldn’t even exist

I call these sunglasses my go fasters cuz they make me go so fast

Gale from the hunger games would unironically identify himself as a sigma male

Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first year Castleroque listener, you just got done with Anyways. You’re gonna be talking about how he writes solid acoustic indie love songs until next year when you’re gonna listen to 18 and think his best work is his synth-based stuff-

Just absolutely fucking destroyed some 12 year olds at ymca basketball and now ate the largest fajita I’ve ever eaten in my life. Feeling like a great warrior feasting on the spoils of war

I’m not religious but if Jesus could get me a goth girl maybe I’d have to turn to the lord

Usually I just scroll tiktok until something on there reminds me of the Horrors and then I remember I’m a person