Learned it from IYKYK — Happy Hump Day! 🐫

There’s a Beef Stick shortage in the work kitchen and it’s ruining my life

If you had a birthday in the last couple weeks - it means your parents conceived you during Christmas or Christmas vacation 🎅

I think was conceived on Memorial Day weekend I think 🤔

When he says he’s not laying on the tv remote

My grandfather was a Korean War veteran, had some issues to say the least…I would stay with him during summer vacations and he wouldn’t let me read Stephen King books… said “if I wanted to read horror books I needed to read about war” - so he started me off with these two works

You rebuild That’s what you do… You pick up the pieces and slowly put them back together again you rebuild it all piece by little piece… for the rest of your life

To Do: Sunday - Eat Protein ✅ Monday - Eat Protein ✅ Tuesday - Eat Protein ✅ Wednesday - Eat Protein ✅ Thursday - Eat Protein ✅ Friday - Eat Protein Saturday - Eat Protein

Detecting people’s DRAMA before you get pulled in by the tractor beam is a superpower

The amount of browser tabs you leave open directly correlates to your level of trust issues

Please bury me in the gym…and if you visit me, you can only cry from the workouts on my gravestone 🪦

The feeling of a paper straw on your lips is so unpleasant

Going nite nite before midnight 🕛

It’s challenging for many Men to open up and be vulnerable to other Men “There is less pain this way” they say • There is also less love… • Less comforting words… • Less people checking on you… (You don’t have to do this alone, my friend)

Happy Football Season for all those who celebrate it! 🏈 May your Tailgates be full!

Grey Areas 🩶

Anger is a reflection of being powerless The less “in control” of the matter…the greater the rage