I drove east into London on the A40 this afternoon. Light breeze, not too hot. London is always beautiful in the sunshine. Drove past Uxbridge. No riots, no looters, no cars overturned and ablaze, no sirens. Drove past Greenford. No riots, no looters, no cars overturned and

Elon Musk Ashley St. Clair Tomorrow morning you’ll see the people who live here tidy these streets up. Small gangs of thugs do not a mass movement make. You’ve been taken in by your own platform, which amplifies noise at the expense of facts.

In case you are wondering, the technical term for this is ‘terrorism’.

When your favourite pop group from 2002 reforms with only one original member

I feel sorry for Elon Musk when I see him called ‘Space Karen’ or ‘Apartheid Clyde’, because they’re such cringingly twee insults. Far better to refer to him as a dog-fucking bigot moron, a friendless, micrococked hate merchant, or simply, Colin Cunt.

Naming a movie Tron Ares is almost as horrendous an own goal as calling it Tron Bollosck

Today, Celine Dion’s management team and her record label, Sony Music Entertainment Canada Inc., became aware of the unauthorized usage of the video, recording, musical performance, and likeness of Celine Dion singing “My Heart Will Go On” at a Donald Trump / JD Vance campaign

Boris Johnson is trending and while I hate him with every fibre of my being for reasons everyone else shares, I have a personal reason. Deeply personal. I was stuck in Spain for COVID. Already had an evil dose of it very early on. High risk. I knew with absolute conviction what

Wonder how many people just shouted at their TV:

Remember when there was a different main character on Twitter each day, a new hapless fuckwit or evil cunt to be deservedly pilloried, ruthlessly excoriated and unrelentingly piss-ripped to shreds every 24 hours or so? Now, it’s Musk. Every single day.

It’s match day, so I’m here on the tinpot fascist shitsite, ask me anything. I won’t fucking answer, obviously.

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Professional dimwit Jamie Redknapp castigating ref Sam Barrott for making a mistake ‘in his first Premier League game’, when this in itself is a mistake. Barrott refereed seven PL matches last season.

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Hard to decide who’s worse: people who love Oasis or people who hate Oasis.

An SOS delegation making a donation to the Manchester United Foodbank #hungerdoesntwearclubcolours

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Hillsborough tragedy chanting heard loud and clear at Old Trafford. Manchester United Greater Manchester Police we hope you're taking action Jamie Carragher this needs calling out