Normal people: hey man how's it going Conservatives:

Not the “full metal Hitler” twitter account accusing me of being a Nazi I am dying

“bro they’re one shot cmon clutch up” my teammates:

Wow can't believe J.D. Vance caused this

I can fix this

I love that these larpers think even hand tools are something supply chains can avoid. They really don’t expect to pass anything onto their kids in the event of this “collapse” except rusty blunt saws lmao

actual piracy sites have less ads than youtube now

We REALLY need to start making fun of Green Party voters more

These people get so mad at silly shit lol it’s an option to have scars and blemishes and stuff in a million character creators

The more I think about this the more I realise it doesn’t actually work because you’d have to constantly fill the system with water since it would get lost to evaporation, dripping and spray. You’d probably want something more mechanical like a set of gear teeth or magnets.

That’s because the value of the worker isn’t that they are actually working at full rate for 8 hours a day but that you need that person to be available

I’m sure far more men will be murdered after hearing “asshole” and I don’t think that necessarily implies it’s a misandry slur It’s a generalised insult that absolutely has a gendered twang to it but the vagueness and versatility is why angry people say it during acts of violence

If this obscure discourse makes you more angry than republicans trying to take away abortion then you need to get off the internet and into the real world I beg you

Congratulations for proving you have no sense of perspective even in your own delusional worldview

He never misses

This is a pretty jumbled metaphor, I’m not sure if you’re accusing me of being the big cat or the man morphing into a monkey or what that means Give coherent insults please!

this is exactly why gun control is so incredibly important. he got out of the situation practically unharmed, but if he had a gun, nothing would have changed except the dog would be dead.