If the music you listen to doesn't make you strut, I suggest you listen to different music.

In school, I was in special classes for kids with behavioral and learning disorders, and once... sitting in jail, it occurred to me. That's the reason I can get along in there, or with all the schizophrenic street folk, junkies and addicts. It's the same kids, just all grown up.

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Talent won't get you half as far as discipline and drive will.

None of those will get you as far as rich parents.

It's hard to explain to newer folk how much not getting what we want when we wanted it shaped us.

"Find a job you love, and you will work every day of your life." That's how it goes, right? I'm not good with quotes...

I only gamble on myself.

Once we learn to fully harness the energy exerted by masturbation it will be able to power the national grid. Not just the internet.

I've gone to the only 2 weddings I've ever been to in my life recently (besides my parents), and I have a serious question. Do people pick out music, or do they just throw on the guardians of the galaxy soundtrack?

This debate should feel very empowering for children. You see, kids? Literally, anyone can run for president!

Candidates should have to come out like race car drivers, covered in the logos for the industries funding their agendas.

Feels like a drunk kid giving a substitute teacher a hard time.

My one year old's innate expression of rhythm and movement restores my faith in the eternal spirit.

In the future, this will be studied like the Voynich Manuscript.

I wish the heat would shut the fuck up for a second and let somebody else talk.

I tend to dislike people in groups, so instead, I judge them on an individual basis. If you don't do that shit, you should try it.