Israel is so indigenous to the Middle East that their indigenous representation is a Palestinian woman wearing a Palestinian traditional dress covered in UNESCO recognized Palestinian embroidery in a picture taken in 1938, predating Israel’s existence.

Men are not ok, I saw a cute video of someone who found out their calico cat was a male and this guy kept saying “you think you’re so special because you have a colorful cat. Cats aren’t rare” no matter how times ppl explained to him male calicos are almost genetically impossible

Having a chance to be brave but then listening to your publicist instead and doing nothing is so punk rock

Do you know what’s an effective form of suicide prevention? Universal basic income. Affordable housing. Free healthcare.

.@[email protected] been telling y'all that disabled people are often left out of safety plans.

Dawg I am not oiling my stand mixer bowl with linseed oil so it doesn't crack every winter lmao. this shit was made to be photographed and posted on Instagram, not to appease bakers

Fuck yeah here we go

“she wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons” was his response to a question on fracking

ladies do NOT shave your bush for 9/11 I DONT CARE WHAT HE DID

She had a bad answer on Israel and he said watch this

That’s It For The Onion’s Coverage, Our Reporters Have All Killed Themselves

restraining order immediately. matter of fact just give tree paine a gun

GUYS I HAVE NOT DONE HRT I AM NOT A TRANS WOMAN IM SORRY TO DECEIVE YOU BY LOOKING LIKE A TWINK AS A TEEN

can he say it again but make it 60%

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Oh god it’s happening again

republicans calling taylor a lesbian over her post is kind of funny but i feel like overall that is not something we should be touting or drawing attention to. like that mindset is obviously deeply homophobic and lesbophobic idk