That awkward moment when he calls you his sister...

Am I right side up or upside down?

Tell me I'm your national anthem

Gypsy wedding are weird.

I'm telling you, this stuff only happens in the movies

Cheese. Doodles.

Can you stop being an ass for five minutes

My firefighter >>>> your firefighter

Oooh headache #ouch :(

I literally busted my ass taking advanced course for the passed four years for freaking nothing. #fuckcollege #nofuture

Could really use my ff to cheer me up but he's in ff class :( #wahhhh

Perfect day for some ball:)

I've actually always wanted to be a cat. Some animals have all the luck.

Anything a guy can do a girl can do right the first time. #girlpowerr