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Hey Julia Hartley-Brewer Talk I have a solution for more inclusive times tables: 1 x M = M 2 x M = G 3 x M = Q 1 x (M + F) = B 2 x F = L M - M = T 2S - I = NB

It was good to see Bollard Junior finishing up after our flight to Miami (he’s the one on the left)

So true

So true

Well. I learn something every day Ho hum

Good morning everyone

At last. A proper English fragrance.

On a lighter note Here’s my neighbours Rimski & Handkerchief at the Shambala festival

To all my new followers; it won’t let me follow any more back. But just so you know who I am…. I’m the mad bastard who went on holiday to Ukraine last year and when all the journalists ran to the bunker when the alarm sounded, I went out on my 5th floor balcony to video it

I think today is an appropriate time to post this lovely poem.

Bollard Junior off to San Francisco right now. Seems only a couple of days ago I flew back from Miami with him.

Hey Talk Is he still going ahead with his show tonight?

Bollard Junior is a bit far north. He’s pilot flying this leg although I suspect the 2nd officer has taken over whilst the boy sleeps

Hey Julia Hartley-Brewer Talk How do people on $2 a day subsistence living manage to save up the £10k to cross the channel never mind the journey from the 3rd world?

Hey Jeremy Clarkson If you want some U.K. sourced tobasco, give me a shout and if you have your own chillies. I’ll make it for you FOC. Will take 6 to 8 weeks and I promise not to fly over your farm again

Made me larf

When it’s been the coldest summer in years and you have to get your money the hard way

Hey Catturd ™ Elon Musk Putin wants Kamala to win. What a surprise. #RussianAsset