When I feel my faith in humanity slipping, I think of this email Steve Jobs sent to himself as he was dying.

*the FBI anytime someone commits a heinous crime* “What a funny coincidence: We were warned about that exact same guy!”

I’m a one issue voter… but I keep that issue a secret. Thus politicians won’t know what to pander to me on.

Hmm. I wonder what it means that she’s doing this now and not the previous 3.5 half years while she was vice president and the country really needed help in the economy.

The Kamala Harris’s campaign freaking out about the mic’s being muted is so weird.

When I can’t find my AirPods, I get in founders mode.

China: We will purchase billions of US real estate, infiltrate their most powerful political party, their every academic institution, & leverage our economic sway to pressure their corporations to support our interest Russia: We will give our money to the bald man in the beanie

Nooo! That's the same as voting for [fill in with which of the two candidates you like least]!

Maybe we should praise them for bilking the Russians out of millions of dollars in exchange for utterly useless propaganda.

Racist moron momentarily figures out he's a mark.

this site is so cooked lol

I argue that if you're a single-issue voter on illegal immigration, Kamala Harris is who you need to vote for as Donald Trump would be a disaster on that issue. frankjfleming.com/p/if-you-want-…

Yeah, like we're all worried about what people all the way in Norwegia think about us.

Hey, Elon Musk, if you could do anything to get people to st*p t*lking l*ke th*s, that would be great. It's making this site very irritating.

You don’t hate journalists enough JD Vance said “I don’t like that this is a fact of life” The AP is a sick and demented outlet.

If you refer to Trump having a “20-point lead” in Nate Silver’s forecast, I don’t think you understand what that forecast is.

AP put out a false headline, deletes the post, but this was the entire point. Incredible.

I get dumbfounded by all the people going, “Here is why Nate Silver’s model is obviously wrong…” If you’re so sure, make your own model, then.