BRB GUZZLING THIS GLASS OF CUM

I tried to make a run of it without medication for 10 months, and it's become a harsh realization that I can't overcome this chemical imbalance by myself. Hopefully on a little while I'll feel better. I tried, I really tried.

Fracture Clinic told me the bone is healing nicely and I don't have to come back unless I snap it again. It should be about as strong as any other metatarsal in my feet. It might feel weird for up to two years, but as far as I'm concerned that saga is over.

That freshly-showered feeling after a workout is one of the best things in life, truly.

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I take it back, BG3 was amazing, but not my game of the year for 2023. I'm gonna have to give that to Dredge.

Hey Twitch, virtually my entire community has complained about how unusable the mobile app is to watch streamers you're already following. Why did you make such a radical and terrible change to a system that has worked for the longest time? Can we have the old app back, please?

My doctor: "OK, so I want you to be careful taking this medication. If your skin starts falling off limbs, you need to go to the hospital." Me: "MY WHAT FALLS OFF MY WHAT?!"

So the medication I was taking as a sleep aid might have been causing my breathing problems at night? Medication journeys are definitely a thing. Also: Day One of new med and my skin has not fallen off. LESSGO.

I have worked out for 201 days straight. I'm really proud of that. I finally had to skip yesterday. I have to skip today too. I have an impacted wisdom tooth that shattered, and I am in immense pain. I'd like to think that buys me a short respite. I'm heading to surgery now.

Welp they couldn't do it. I have to wait at least two days because of the long weekend. This is terrible timing.

Hey, Fruit By The Foot, this is a longshot, but I think the person who comes up with your flavors is my soulmate. Can I get their number pretty please? 👉👈🥺💕

Every year at the annual cottage trip I have a new Drinkin' Hat ™️. This year we have a corporate sponsor.

Wisdom Toof extraction today! Wish me luck!

Bruh am. So. Drugged right now. Just did extraction and loopy. Y'all are great. I really miss my community they cute. Good time to. Challenge me to a slap fight

I just woke up and some guy stole my bones. AMA

I had no idea Dave Grohl was a liar, but this speaks for itself

After a cottage weekend and an emergency wisdom toof extraction I finally get to see my baby girl after five days. I missed her so much. She's already chewing on me. I love you, Abaddon the Despoiler. 💜

I can't wait to stream again. *pokes jaw* HEAL FASTER. 😡

Wait, we're never getting a sequel to Stray? 😭