Watching the men's skateboarding at the Olympics and I haven't seen one silver chain on black jeans or a can of monster, bet you they don't stink either... What's going on? #Olympics

why is anyone kicking off at any ethnicity or religion, there are people in shops who will stand infront of the shelf you want and won't move, people who stop in front of you when walking through town and people who ride them orange scooters to get down one fucking street!

Genuine question to the rioters- are you not going to support Muslim football players or people of colour in your team this season? Be a bit hypocritical don't you think? #RiotsUK #PremierLeague #football

Y'all....The people's faces in the background and Peter Griffins voice has killed me. ☠️☠️☠️

100 likes and I'll do a Raygun and send an audition tape to #americassweethearts doing a cheerleading dance to work bitch.

When you're 14 and your Ma says put your washing away

Fair one Arne

Good luck to everyone receiving their GCSE results today, if your reading this delete me though as it looks dodgy #GCSEresults

When the act before you is blind but saw the red light was on

Didn't get Oasis but managed to get Fatman Scoop

The latest in 1970s prison wear

Missed my tour promo shoot. Think I’m ars*d?

Loved hosting last night for the The Comedy Trust 😁 at The Royal Court

One of his kids is not like the others #davegrohl #foofighters

The work the The Comedy Trust 😁 does is proven to help with wellbeing and improve confidence in people from all walks of life. Any business owners looking to support staff this World Mental Health Day take at look at the below on how it can help your business

Thanks for acknowledging and amending your irresponsible, damaging article Metro Daily Mail Online. An apology from the actual ‘journalist’ would go a long way too, Kitty Chrisp

Paint Altrincham for Prostate Cancer UK this year has a amazing line up Jack Miller Comedy Chris Washington charlie lewis Henry Michael Pete Otway at Altrincham FC Altrincham Today Altrincham BID Altrincham HQ aka Alex Our Altrincham Altrincham News & Chat Social Circle Cheshire Life #livecomedy #standupcomedy

A shell of his former self....

Why do boxers wear the worst fucking suits? Picnic blanket in a 48 chest