Ndubz tickets for sale?

me at afters trying to lighten the mood after drunkly telling everyone my greatest trauma in some stranger's kitchen

“Yeah I had breakfast today” The breakfast:

Only I could walk up and down burnham high street torch on hunting for my phone for 20 mins thinking I lost it for me to remember I gave it to the barman to charge

Genuinely don’t know how I’m still alive after the state of my drinking the last few weeks, livers gunna pack up any second

Girls should bring up astrology on a first date. Not because it’s an accurate measure of compatibility, but because it self-identifies men who are arrogant, condescending, and incapable of entertaining opinions they disagree with.

Watch until the end 😭😭😭😭😭

Police raid in Benidorm Alex Forth

My only hot take about Millie Bobby Brown’s engagement is: can you IMAGINE getting engaged to the person you were with at 19 omg omg I’d have launched myself off a cliff by now

Men: Stop using us for our money Also Men: How dare you create a safe space for yourselves? You’re gonna have to pay for your own drinks you know that right????

This year I’ve been to: 1) Mile end 2) Whitchapel 3) Bethnal green 4) Canary wharf 5) Bow church 6) Stratford life is good alhamdulillah

I’ve now been waiting 4 weeks for an update on an order which never arrived…@ZARAI just want my clothes 😭 Customer service has been so slow and impossible to talk to

Bro there’s real tears in my eyes this is the best Harry Potter summary/explanation ever

yr 11 on results day with his english teacher who always knew he had it in him to get a B on his english literature exam

Someone needs to knight this women 🤣 She has absolutely taken the piss out of him

🚨🇬🇧 RISHI SUNAK LIES A moment ago, Rishi Sunak declared the next British General Election In this speech, he lied at least 5 times - and in this thread I will expose them and the real numbers Attached is his speech, and I'll give timestamps in each post 1/7 ⬇