I’m scared of anyone in their 30s drinking Smirnoff, Svedka, or Captain Morgan. Not in a “they can beat my ass” way, but in a “psychological warfare is your playground” way.

Mood

I was raised by a virgo Haitian mother … give me 30 min and a theme and I’ll be ready to host anything.

If your AC stay on 67-70 dont invite me to that igloo you live in

My girls are happy, stable, making money, being loved and getting everything they ever wanted. So I’m happy.

I like to see things more than I like to hear things

I love Beyonce so much … but the only way I’m drinking any type of dark liquor is if Michael B. Jordan hands it to me lmaooo

Did y’all see that video of Michael B. Jordan drinking sea moss while in the sea? Like he’s so silly.

I’ve been focusing on my cats dietary needs for the last few weeks because 1 is so picky she’ll starve herself for a week if I make any changes and the other will literally eat anything and that includes garbage … but I think I’ve finally cracked it 🥰

Me trying my hardest not to burst into laughter/flames when my nail lady takes that grate out on my foot

I’ve been saying “I’m gonna start packing” since last Friday.

On vacation with my man and his family and I’m holding back tears of joy every 5 min. His Mom got one more time to be precious before I start balling 😭

Cassie is really a hero

These pregnant women really be calling me like “Hey can I get on a 14 hour flight tomorrow?” or “Is it ok to drive to this state 6 hours away?” when they are literally dayssss away from delivering a human being and then cuss me out when I say no … like omg what is going on 😭😭

It’s almost straight hair season. I crave it for about 2 weeks total every year.

I went to Trader Joe’s and my cashier was extremely shocked that I didn’t have anything pumpkin spice flavored. Like he brought that shit up 3x in a conversation that lasted 60 secs … so yea, ya’ll are some fiends.

It’s like every bit of energy I have is only felt in the mornings. Like I can feel the life draining out of me as noon approaches.

…. I think that grown ass twin sisters will be just fine.