Happy Birthday To You

What is missing from this plate?

Who's That?? Hmm 🤔?¿ I'll accept 2 different Answers!!

Trump is a poor persons idea of how rich people behave. This is the Queens NY version of the Beverly Hillbillies. All that’s missing is the cement pond.

Today is not Suzanne Pleshette's birthday.

SCORCH!!

You can't be serious.

Hell.

OK. Which one of you gave Jabba The Hut Botox and a wig?

There's not enough cheese.

Retweet this. Maybe reply with “like”

Close the door and bundle in.

Each body or each time? I have $60, $20 for each. But if you're talking times I had sex with them, we may be getting into the thousands

Remove the eggs (I hate the taste and smell of eggs.)

Woman has her flight cancelled and goes literally insane

"Good Afternoon. If there is an exorcist in the building, please come to the American Airlines window at terminal 5. Thank you...."

"Defund NPR"? How do you defund something that gets no gov't money? Various grants, endowments and listeners support NPR. Not the gov't. And it's not NPR's fault they caught something that happened right out in public where other people saw it and reported on it.

Oh goody. Tell me how well this boycott will work. Like it did for Nike? Apple? Microsoft? Coke? Pepsi? Budweiser? Walmart? Target? Amazon? CNN? NBC? CBS? Fox? Universal Music? New York Times? WaPo?

Well Taylor Swift just told millions of #VMAs viewers to #vote. Knife twisted. Maybe one day I’ll understand why that Very Stable Genius thought he should poke Taylor Nation in the eyes.

And today's Republican party acts like delinquent 14 year old boys.