earthquake or vibe shift?

{deleting the 175th draft of a tweet about how angry i am over niche literary discourse} “sorry i’ve been too busy getting head to really pay attention to all that nerd stuff”

i have never wanted to be in a group chat so badly vogue.com/article/gen-z-…

as an adult who apparently still exudes “big student newspaper editor energy,” i cannot overstate how cool it was to work on this package.

alright let's try again: Megalopolycule

Chekhov was so real for this

writing a paper called “From Man-Hattan to We-Hattan: Queer Potentiality in New York City Storage Spaces”

if writing doesn't work out i'm going to become a suburban megachurch pastor

SO BASICALLY PUBLIC LIBRARIES ARE JUST 0.4% OF THE NEW YORK CITY BUDGET, BUT THE MAYOR IS TRYING TO CUT THE LIBRARY'S BUDGET WAY BACK. I’M TALKING $58.3 MILLION! LIBRARIES ARE ALREADY CLOSED ON SUNDAYS BECAUSE OF PREVIOUS CUTS AND MOST BRANCHES WILL BE OPEN FOR JUST FIVE DAYS A

Please, we are 129 years old #NoCutsToLibraries

had to explain poo crave in a work meeting today :(

this is such a poignant read about love and heartbreak and community and boobs <3

just ate a peach that did more for my mental health than wellbutrin has done in six years goddamn

And while we're here getting depressed, two other stories today: it turns out that we're reaching climate tipping points faster than expected, and human bodies break down at temps lower than expected. fun fun .. please vote. nature.com/articles/d4158… nature.com/articles/d4158…

BREAKING: Pope Francis has unfollowed Chloe Sevigny on Instagram

once a male ridgewood inhabitant reaches peak maturation (sells their DJ equipment and enrolls in coding bootcamp), it is customary to hang a cumtown mug from the nearest fence post so that another wayward bard undergrad may find it and continue the cycle. nature is beautiful.