The startling MAGAfication of Matt Gaetz and Kimberly Guilfoyle. (Daily Mail)

Waterloo Sunset

Exploding fax machines today, surely?

Wonder who this belongs to…

Looks great doesn’t it, until you realise that when they hit British streets they’ll be crewed by those un-selfaware, bumptious craft beer bros, high on their own wackiness

“So I first met Mark Robinson on a private plane….”

September. Is this a record?

Utterly obsessed with this UCL researcher who won an Ig Nobel for showing that “Blue Zones” where people supposedly live well past 100 at unusual rates are actually just full of clerical errors and people committing pension fraud ucl.ac.uk/ioe/news/2024/…

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI…

🎗️Thank you Tim Farron for wearing a yellow ribbon for the hostages on Question Time tonight. My husband Adam Ma’anit was so moved to see your support for his cousin Tsachi’s return. We are desperate for him and all the hostages to be home.

I think we’ve all had that nightmare

Buying a Greggs bacon baguette in central London. Have reverted to my preferred “ketchup” rather than “red sauce” when at home #northsouthdivide

Chapter One It was a beautifully crisp autumnal morning and Toby9000 had just had a big restorative glug of WDW40. 'Bzzt', he said to himself, cheerfully, as he set off into town.

#settingthetone

Friday

Ladies & gentlemen… we have a winner

“Well if we can’t chat by walkie-talkie, we’d better have a good, old-fashioned face-to-face meeting instead…”

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