"I’ve got some good and bad news," Blundell said. "The bad news is that I’m out for the season, but the good news is that I’m pregnant." Great statement from the #MUWomen full-back. nytimes.com/athletic/57599…

Honestly, could not care less about this stuff, journalism’s so boring sometimes when it comes to pressers—any danger of someone asking him why we can’t build through a block consistently or why we’ve got the slowest passes per second in the league or anything of any substance.

Manchester United take-on Newcastle in the U18 Premier League. XI: Murdock (GK), Kamason, Kukonki, Fitzgerald, Armer, Devaney (C), Mantato, T. Fletcher, Biancheri, Baumann, Scanlon. Subs: Plunkett, Heath, Bailey, Thwaites, Ibragimov. #MUFC #MUAcademy

How has a centre back turned into prime Henry and finessed it from 20 yards?

1-0 up, predictably through Biancheri

Jack Stephens spent the week watching Kevin Nolan, Ryan Shawcross & Jonjo Shelvey Barclaysmen comps & said alright then lads.

FT - Newcastle United u18s 1-5 Manchester United u18s Incredible start to the season as #MUFC retain a 100% record in their title defence. First goal at the level for Amir Ibragimov ⚽️⚽️ Biancheri ⚽️ Scanlon ⚽️ Ibragimov ⚽️ Thwaites #MUAcademy

Hannibal is rent free in every Leeds fans head.

Heritage.

Today’s a decent start, fair play

YESSS! JOE HUGILL GIVES US A DESERVED LEAD! 😍 (0-1) | #wafc ⚫️🟡

40' OUR NO.9⃣ AT THE DOUBLE!!!!! 😁😁 (0-2) | #wafc ⚫️🟡

Ladies and gentlemen, the Championship

By my reckoning, Marcus Rashford is the fifth player to score for #MUFC in 10 separate Premier League seasons, after Ryan Giggs (21), Paul Scholes (19), Wayne Rooney (13) and Roy Keane (11).

United fans covering the U18 games because the club can’t be arsed to ⬇️

Tough for anyone against this Arsenal defence but Spurs have looked staggeringly devoid of ideas this second half

Some obscene Amad Diallo stats in Monday Night SCOUTED later today.

He is just a brilliant player. A few more years on this trajectory and he'll become a very elite creator. Very important the club manages his development well.

The inventor of the whole green screen thing really has a lot to answer for

U18s 5-1 win vs Newcastle This is the tactical camera the club use for analysis. All but confirms there were no mutv staff there to film. Looks like we will see much less of the academy this season