Important: this cat has a fluffy butt #Dustbuster

Oh, this is cute. If I have my VPN enabled I can't see photos or load new posts here. #TwitterDown

#MyLastTweet could be something deep and poetic, like "social media has brought me closer to you but further from myself," or the more realistic option, something stupid like "Rocket Butthole." Guess we'll see.

I believe in hate at first sight

Time to unwind from the holiday chaos!

Pour one out for Vivienne Westwood.

Who is out there bitching about a (potentially badly researched) finding that gas ranges might be phased out because they give kids asthma? I can teach you how to cook if you can't fathom doing so on something that doesn't give you the Food Network ASMRs.

My New Year's Resolution is to have W rizz at the irrigation store in town

My new year's resolution is to get rid of my gross-ass couch

I'm a grown-up adult but every time I gain Hoe Proficiency in Stardew I giggle a bit

when is it kink and when is it self destruction

Banh mi, motherfuckers