Why aren't birds ever full

I know Twitter doesn't care about my feelings but come to this show tomorrow anyway dammit. eventbrite.co.uk/e/adult-conten…

When I was growing up with TV, some people got annoyed by channel surfers. Now in 2024 people still are - but they mean refugees from mainland Europe

COVID era starting to feel like a bad one night stand - people pretend it didn't happen yet are more conscious about wearing protection

Next HAMPSTEAD gig 😁 7.30 for 8, Mon 18th March. Tickets £8 / £22 inc dinner from TheStagNW3.com I’m hosting TV’s TONY Law Wendy Wason Mark Maier & Michael Odewale + circuit newcomer MIKE SHEER trying NEW MATERIAL #standupcomedy #livecomedy #hampstead #northlondon

FRIDAY Camden Comedy Club Camden Head 3 ACE SHOWS 615 @KTspicey dice.fm/event/l7xlr-ka… 745 The Rat Pack inc Dom MIKE SHEER Gabriel Ebulue Nathan Cassidy TICKETS £10 + fee dice.fm/event/qqera-th… 1015 The Rat Pack Late Show Ends 1130 TICKETS £10 dice.fm/event/2qa26-th…

TONIGHT! 😁 7.30 for 8, Hampstead Tickets £8 / £22 inc dinner from TheStagNW3.com I’m hosting TV’s TONY Law Wendy Wason Mark Maier & Michael Odewale + circuit newcomer MIKE SHEER , all trying NEW MATERIAL #standupcomedy #livecomedy #hampstead #northlondon

At least Artificial Intelligence is intelligent, some of y'all artificial and dumb as hell

The problem with algorithms especially on this site is that we used to pretend we wanted intellectual content but then really just look at trash, now it just gives us trash so we know exactly what we are, and that's not as fun

I remember one time me and my ex had an argument, so I got her a bouquet of flowers. Not to say sorry, she was allergic to bees

Diageo put the price of Guinness up again, soon publicans are going to start cutting it with fentanyl

The word "breath" feels like it should mean death around 11 am

Women Aren't Funny is a new season celebrating 13 films directed & written by women, from different nationalities, spanning from the 1940s to now. All of the films operate in the realm of comedy, boldly stretching and contorting the definition of it. thegardencinema.co.uk/season/women-a…

📷LINE-UP ANNOUNCEMENT📷 standanddelivercomedy is back to their usual antics next month, and £10 early bird tickets are ON SALE NOW JUNE LINE-UP: Headliner Laura Lexx - Autumn Tour On Sale! Opener MIKE SHEER PLUS support from Charlie Joyce And hosted by Rhodri Buttrick Book June tix here 📷 bit.ly/SNDComedy

You made it to Humpday! Celebrate with some laughs down at Big Belly! 🐫 Sergi Polo MIKE SHEER Andrea Hubert Ali Woods Luke Chilton Come down and be part of the fun! 😎

Opening for us at Reading Biscuit Factory on 27th June is ✨ MIKE SHEER ✨ 🎟️ 👉 jokepit.com/e/12021 Mike delivers crisp, gag-heavy routines, happy to embrace crowd-sparked inspiration. #rdguk #inrdg #standup

I'm doing my in-person Stand Up Comedy Writing workshop on June 30. Comics of all levels to dig into different techniques of writing stand up, mine authenticity, explore voice - It's all about YOU. £50. Click thru here to register (and check out my creds): mikesheer.net/standupwriting

Mike Sheer: Anxious Cool. Veteran Toronto comic @MikeSheer in a show about being bothered. 17-18 August at @aces_bar camdenfringe.com/events/mike-sh…

FRIDAY Camden Comedy Club Camden Head TWO INCREDIBLE SHOWS GRAB TICKETS QUICK! 615pm Comedy legend Mark £5 + fee⬇️ dice.fm/event/g5o6pb-m… 745pm THE RAT PACK inc Mark Thomas Arielle Souma MIKE SHEER Nathan Cassidy Andrew White £10 + fee⬇️ dice.fm/event/ak5dd-th…