What Fathers Really Want for Father's Day youtu.be/MT9pJKKjETc via YouTube

The United Booze Federation is here to hip you up. Lesson 26: Infiltrating the Drys youtu.be/ER3hg5kuCUo via YouTube

Happy Father's Day to my fellow fathers. Hopefully, you have maintained absolute control of the day and are not being forced into rituals and events you do not want, under any circumstances, to be part of. If you need inspiration, here it is: youtube.com/watch?v=MT9pJK…

OMG this is hilarious! Which one of you beautiful patriots made this? 😂😂😂 White House Press Briefing Deputy Press Secy. Dalton takes questions on who made the decision to invite Hunter to attend the India State Dinner h/t Bigfoot

At long last, All 86 Rules of Boozing in video form--and in under 10 minutes. youtu.be/abNSBWREu3I

I fucked up a lot today. I made mistakes. And at the end of the day I turned to booze and now everything is alright. I used the power of booze to make it right.

I'm not kidding. Four triple whiskeys and a few 80s songs and I'm back on top of this thing we call a world

This is one of the finest hangovers I've ever encountered. Sure, it's a little abstract for my tastes, but the bold clean lines of its cruelty, the Boschian attention to detail--it's a fantastic hellscape that belongs in a museum.

Open narcotic use is completely ignored, but if an enterprising wino starts serving drinks, the Nanny State is suddenly very interested and proactive. msn.com/en-us/news/us/…

VIENNA: Beer Party is polling at 12%. Policies include: 🍺 A beer fountain for Vienna 🍺 New 50% tax on Radlers and "other atrocities" 🍺 Monthly barrel of beer to Austrian households (50L per adult, 20L per child) 🍺 Radler buyback programme, exchanging Radlers for real beer

“Drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks. They spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, never develop their higher spiritual values, never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does.” --Shane MacGowan

Can booze bridge what divides us? In the new issue, Sarah Szabo says yes. drunkard.com/64-united-alte…

20 years ago, Modern Drunkard made some radical predictions about the Future of Boozing. So, how'd we do? Let's discover: drunkard.com/64-future-of-b…

Choose Your Booze Update: Who's Ahead in the Poll? youtu.be/SqFi_SiD5YY?si… via YouTube

Episode One of Modern Drunkard's Drinking with the Dead gaming video just dropped. Join me as we booze and battle our way through the zombie apocalypse. Check it: youtube.com/watch?v=-0peyI…

Only gin can solve this searing heat. Each gin and tonic lowers the body temperature by 2.6 degrees F. Do not challenge me on this. The science is settled.

Who the fuck put this hangover in charge? Straight up buuulllllshit.

Drinking bourbon and watching Blue Velvet. Matchless.