Hey Americans, why do you build your toilets in a way where everything takes like 5 victory laps before flushing away? Do you have to celebrate everything here?

When life gives you a 6hr layover at JFK, you make… your way to the Howard Beach parking for a ride on the self-driving Ohmio Automotion shuttles, which will be carrying passengers soon! Thanks Mahmood Hikmet, can’t wait to ever meet up in a place one of us lives 😂

OH COME ON

Israel kind of sucks, yo.

One more for the road 🍔 see ya in Vegas Moody 😄

I currently have two simultaneous Uber eats orders. One is being delivered by JESUS the other is being delivered by MOHAMMED Damn right I’m keeping my phone nearby in case they need to reach me.

This parking lot has been my workplace for the last month and a half. An autonomous shuttle has been my office. Not quite what I had in mind when told I’d be going to New York for work. But the train commute has been such a nice shift from the disaster that is Auckland.

Laters New York 👋🏼

This is disingenuous. You can criticise the security architecture of modern vehicles, but most modern vehicles have a CAN bus with reverse-engineered messages that make it trivial to maliciously control vehicles components with a small cheap device. This isn't a Tesla problem.

gpt-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD

Aaaaand I just bought a second hand M1 Mac Mini. Let's see how this goes.

You're never going to beat the Dinosaur Polo Club Auckland Mini Metro map with this strategy - you're neglecting the rugby balls and diamonds in East Auckland. Also you have to have at least one harbour crossing from Britomart.

Biden's birth is closer to the assassination of Abraham Lincoln than it is to today.

Fighting the urge to say “Shai Hulud” at the dog every day until all his hair grows back.

Men’s toilets at a girl in red concert. 10/10. Would pee without delay again.

This dude lives in a house which got 100% government funded renovations and he doesn’t pay rent for. He also uses government money to rent his electorate office, which is a house, from himself. You can get quite rich sitting on welfare apparently.

I peaked at 14