Ernst Stavro Blofeld's gaff (if he lived off Vesper Road)

Steve Moran and Ivan Golac second and third respectively

"Gone off Borussia Monchengladbach now, have you?" #lufc

Fantastic how he spells 'eerie' like he's telling someone a ghost story

Coming out of a Harvester at midday on a Saturday #MasterChefUK

First of all there's the boss who's right behind us #lufc

Congratulations to Dan Marino.

Shithouse

I mean, it's got nothing on this

Noel Edmonds is turning into Willie Rushton

Friday

I see Lionel Hutz is advertising on here now

Someone's narked he didn't get the Skechers gig

UNREST IN THE DUTCH CAMP KLAXON

Get on the floor and look real sexy

He never did get over that night at St Andrew's #lufc

This has reminded me of the time a colleague strained a muscle in his chest while squeezing excess water out of a cabbage news.sky.com/story/victor-a…

Friends, I've been doing a lot of thinking and soul-searching recently and there's something I'd like to share with you. There is no easy way of saying this, so I'll just come straight out with it: I've decided Moody Places is Northside's best song.