Look at old photos and realise that the girl you thought was hot in school, is ugly. Infact - before this instagram generation. Zero girls looked perfect. Now they’re all perfect. Women are becoming more and more pretty while simultaneously being less and less attractive.

They should wear their prices on the forehead.

How mazima?????

I would definitely hit both 😋

Anyone with brains understands it's all noise.

Muzungu boda should boda should drift this 😂😂

The dating pool in Kampala is the absolute gutters. You spend the night with someone, and right as they leave your place, they go to someone else’s. All while gaslighting you like, “You’re not texting me as much as before”. Do not actively seek a relationship! Let it find you.

Is it just me or? Like I find it boring seeing artistes performing on live bands. I know it's supposed to be more authentic, but I just can't help it... I want to hear the song exactly as I know it from Spotify. The artiste miming the original track is okay by me.

It has been a normal thing in Africa when someone is rich they tap you some Ka money, then you and Kat's and most media personalities and celebrities turned it into a survival means begging the rich and calling it luseke. It's a bad habit tho.

Congratulations to our outstanding officer, no 77810 PC Amongi Rebecca, on her remarkable achievement in the mixed martial arts promotion fight in Johannesburg, South Africa! She defeated the 3rd seed in Africa, Kuikstra, in the 2nd round via technical knockout in the flyweight

The resemblance tho 😂

Women take selfies. Men get rich and important and ignore insurmountable stress to afford a fun lifestyle to girls who take selfies.

At this point this dude is more Ugandan than me 😂

I want his mental strength.

Whatever you do today, don't sink anyone's boat. The ocean is wide enough for all of us to sail comfortably.

Most of them return and within two years or 1 are back to poverty. Poverty is a mentality.

Work on your emotional intelligence and develop some mental maturity, you can’t keep removing your DP every time you are mad about something. You are 30 now.😅🤌

The truth in this 📌

We have normalised owesonda for everything in this country. One day we may kwesonda for a road😂

The day we have 10 planes you will post paka Ku wulila bubi